User: I can't telnet to taglab99
I'm thinking: okay, must be a lab machine down or something
Support: What OS are you running?User: linux
my brain: great at least a semi smart user
Support: okay, what is your ip address User: one second... 255.255.255.0
my brain: oh my.. all hopes are now lost
Support: uh. that's your netmask, it should say inet addr: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx? User: oh 169.144.xxx.xxx
my brain: at least he's getting somewhere..
Support: can you ping 169.144.xxx.1? User: no
my brain: wtf.. cable?
Support: is the cable plugged in? User: let me check..
my brain: wtf. he didnt' check that before calling?
Support: okay User: it's plugged in
my brain: damn let me go see what's going on..
Support: what's your office number User: 6946
my brain: fucking idiot..
Support: no, not your phone number your office number.. User: oh uhh I don't know
my brain: did we actually hire this guy?
Support: Where are you? User: uhh.. building 3 I think
my brain: *pounding head on desk*
Support: okay, uhh who sits next to you
- John  <-- Our beloved Playboy..
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